never been to burning man

topic posted Tue, July 27, 2004 - 10:05 PM by  Miss Mudd
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why does it suck? why not go?
just curious
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Miss Mudd
Portland
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    Re: never been to burning man

    Wed, July 28, 2004 - 9:58 AM
    You spend a lot of money, get a bunch of tasty dust in your face, everyone else has more fun than you, you get hot, get cold, and end up having to do it all over again next year too, except that next year isn't as good as last year.

    So, it sucks, don't go. See you there.
    • Re: never been to burning man

      Wed, July 28, 2004 - 2:39 PM
      so your going. that sucks, i guess its obligation? its lookin like i'm not going..... again.
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        Re: never been to burning man

        Wed, July 28, 2004 - 4:15 PM
        Hell has a waiting list, this is as close as I can get for now.
        • Re: never been to burning man

          Sun, September 19, 2004 - 7:27 AM
          I live in Phoenix, it's good practice for Hell. And Burning Man, while were at it.
          • Re: never been to burning man

            Sun, October 17, 2004 - 11:20 PM
            yeah cause burning man sucks, not enough/ too many naked people not enough/ too many drugs, not enough/ too much free booze, not enough/ too many rave camps, Its was much better/ not as good last year, and the dust was less/ more last year too, plus I had a friend that went the first time/ 10 times/ 1 time/ never and said it was so much more fun/ dangerous/ free, last year/ 10years ago/ next year. Plus there is too much/ not enough art, the fire spinners are amazing/ suck, the temple is to big/ better last year/ the best ever. No to mention that the art cars are amazing/ annoying/ dangerous/ fun as hell. Of course I would never go because I heard I could never getalid/ get laid to much and since I am poly/ monugumus/ a unick that would just not work/ work too well/ disturb my therapist.

            GiGi-D (fill in the blank) L'Amour
            • Re: never been to burning man

              Mon, November 15, 2004 - 10:47 PM
              Never been but it interests me, Seems too hot and dusty but i have to admit pictures (everyone seems to have some) look like people are having a good time.

              Seems like GIGI-D has a good time no matter what.(or at least poppy)

              I like reggae on the river (sells out in may for august) ... at least theres a river too cool you off if you want it. Lots of friendlys plenty of nuggets, thats weed for you non partakers, and stuff you havent seen for sale since high school [a long time back for me folks].
              lets not forget THE REGGAE MON, UNITY MY BROTHER and sisters,
              Respect,
              Sageman
  • Re: never been to burning man

    Tue, February 21, 2006 - 9:57 AM
    it sucks because it means our asses turn to clay

    and our hearts shear open without any remorse

    sadneess apears and so does anger

    knees turn white and we are pushed to be dead and look at shit and sun

    to fuck the fuck up and fuck up

    right now i'm in a play about a goat fucker and it's hard to get my mind on fucking goats

    but i do it anyways

    cause i know it's gonna suck ass and then again am i just bitching or saying something worthwhile

    the fuck do i know but what

    the fuck do i know but what

    the fuck do i know but what
    • Re: never been to burning man

      Tue, February 21, 2006 - 9:51 PM
      Whoah.. tell us more about the goat fucker play
      • Re: never been to burning man

        Mon, September 11, 2006 - 10:32 PM
        burning man sucks so much that you want to go every year, and have to spank yourself for going when you com back. you get bruised, dehydrated, tired, cranky, embarrassed, lonely and you usually have some kind of meltdown. and then you might get five minutes of fun. I love it, im going every year.
        • Re: never been to burning man

          Mon, September 11, 2006 - 10:46 PM
          burningman fucking sucks!!

          just a few of the many reasons:

          - no matter how hard you try, you'll miss 99% of it.
          - more expensive than a trip to hawaii
          - 3 inch playa boogers

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