Burning Man definitely sucks. Ask any frat kid who came last year and didn't get laid. Or any curmudgeon who hates hippies and drum circles.

There is music and dancing all night, so don't even expect to sleep. And complete strangers will have the audacity to behave like you are old friends. They may even try to foist off gifts upon you.

There's no cable TV, and if you want to shower, you probably have to do it out in the open where anyone can see you.

People run around naked, even when they do not look like Victoria's Secret models, and act like they think they are beautiful anyway. Bunch of nuts spend all this money building fancy art projects, bring them to a place where they KNOW the weather will destroy them at least twice during the week, and if they do survive, they burn them to celebrate (like a bunch of idiots).

The whole thing is an exercise in crazy dusty debauchery. Why drive out to the middle of nowhere? Stay home, go to a keg party, or to your local strip club. Leave BM to the loonies who get off on that kind of stuff.